Merripestin

Pest is a common or garden fancreature.

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I can't even keep up with all the people I follow now, so if I don't follow you back, it is literally because you are Too Much Awesome For Me To Handle.

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maximumbuttitude:

maxofs2d:

r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky

This could be the next Gävle goat.  Just saying. 

maximumbuttitude:

maxofs2d:

r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky

This could be the next Gävle goat.  Just saying. 

(via slashaddickt)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Im pretty sad that harley and ivy arent canon lesbians for eachother i mean cOME ON
merripestin merripestin Said:

spoopytodd:

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even babs knows

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Of course they’re not lesbians.  Harley, at least, is bi, tyvm.

In Between - I’m afraid you’re suffering from a crocodile

Learning to live with and tame your mental problems, like living with a really awful housepet, is probably a reasonable way of looking at things.  The way that idea is often cutesified pisses me off… and yet I do like this..

happy to see this represented

(still a little sad that I seem to be the only leela/romana shipper on this planet)

(via mcshanee)

IS THAT ACE. DID I JUST GET AN ACE-KISS? <3 And you are. You are doing SO MUCH right. I hope I can write like you when I grow up.

I like to think Ace has two modes when getting herself arrested by some planetary police force:  Usually she kicks and yells really rude things, but if there are cameras, she blows the local rebellion great big kisses.

You cannot grow up to write like me.  We have a me.  We need someone to write like you so that things like Serviceman can continue to happen.  This v. important.

I think that’s fairly epic for anybody. Hot damn! But then it doesn’t surprise me. I always knew you were that good.

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I well remember when you first commented on Drouk and I just went “omigawdbweee! I must be doing something right!”

Also, 300 people appear to be interested in My Thoughts On Yaoi. 

It has just been an unlikely day all around.

no. way. holy fuck. no way.

no. way. holy fuck. no way.

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I feel like there’s a really really weird AU here.

Look, we have established definitions of what women are attracted to.  These are tried-and-true models that are absolutely guaranteed to make women receptive to being fucked while also making men feel powerful.  They’re easy to make and we surely churn out enough of them that you should be satisfied.

If you keep finding the wrong things attractive and finding stuff sexy without permission and taking the stuff we made for ourselves and getting off on it without our approval, that makes us really uncomfortable.  You’re implying that we’re doing our job badly and accidentally manufacturing lady-stuff when we’re actually working very hard to make the best first-class man-stuff.

Until you’re into the things we say adult women like, by definition you’re not an adult woman, so we will continue to shame you for your childishness until you behave.

-what I hear when the entertainment industry talks about slash

I don&#8217;t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
(because y&#8217;all&#8217;re exceeding awesome, and each and all deserve 24-hour constant adulation and the giving of many gifts, is why.) 

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

(because y’all’re exceeding awesome, and each and all deserve 24-hour constant adulation and the giving of many gifts, is why.) 

mildredandbobbin:

pennypaperbrain:

pennypaperbrain:

persian-slipper:

merripestin:

havingbeenbreathedout:

Man. OK, so: below is the comment I just left on this story. I feel like I might not be the most reliable reviewer for it, since it struck excruciatingly close to the bone for me personally—not because I or any of my previous partners (that I know of) are necrophiliacs, but because of the larger relationship dynamics involved. Still:

I have VERY infrequently read fiction that is this emotionally uncompromising about fundamental sexual incompatibility between two people who desperately love each other.

Quite aside from questions of the exact taboo kink involved, this was extremely painful and true to life, and really, really well done.

Specifically, the way Merripestin paints Sherlock’s guilt, anger and self-loathing, and John’s confusion and woundedness, and both their attempts at internal and interpersonal negotiation, and how the stakes are that much higher because of how much they love each other—that’s just exactly how it felt, to me, being in a relationship where the sexual disconnects were never going to be bridged.

Anyway, as I say, my perspective may be skewed, but if you’re up for a surprisingly nuanced and heartbreaking fic that happens to involve necrophilia, do check this one out.

I’m totally overwhelmed by the reception this fic has gotten,…

Penny, have you read this one yet?

Yes I have, and I commend it to further readers!

A re-plug for this one. A chewy and difficult Sherlock indeed, oh yes.

I thought I’d read this fic, I was sure I’d read this fic, I saw this rec and popped in for a re-read, I hadn’t read this fic, it was FUCKING AMAZING. Fic rec.

eeee!  I’m very pleased you liked it!

(via mildredandbobbin1deac)

yutopiashelter:

pennypaperbrain:

A re-plug for this one. A chewy and difficult Sherlock indeed, oh yes.

I believe that those strange dark beautiful fanfics about not quite compatible lovers meeting somewhere in-between have taught me more about love and care than dealing with my improbable beloved one when we where together… The only stronger example of accepting-before-understanding are my parents who consider me to be a total freak (not knowing even the half of it) but care about me whatever happens.

I will never get over the amazing thoughtful responses people have had to this fic.

themightyclaire:

If you have not read this fic, please do so. It is perfection.

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I’m so happy you liked it!  

(everybody look at the wonderful kindness and loveliness!)

Huh, I seem to recall reading something that gave me the impression that PS&#8217; natural schedule was like mine, so I&#8217;m surprised he&#8217;s up as early as noon.

Huh, I seem to recall reading something that gave me the impression that PS’ natural schedule was like mine, so I’m surprised he’s up as early as noon.

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