I want a Jaeger piloted by Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg
Nanny would spend the entire first hour in their Jaeger forcing the Jaeger to make rude gestures while Granny sniffs and disapproves.
Their special Jaeger attack would be Headology (a super potent Kaiju-destroying headbutt?).
The hapless assistant nervously holding out the helmets, only to be met by two withering gazes, “you’re expectin’ us to take off our hats, young man?”
I have not seen this movie, but I don’t care because this is so fucking brilliant
Guys I think I met my soulmate and it’s a fanfic.
The woobiest of woobie Rumples and a Belle who can’t use an oven. I may just die.
hee hee hee
(Though, to be fair to Belle, she knows exactly how to use an oven. A normal Fairy Tale Land wood-burning oven. She just didn’t know how a gas range worked at first.)